Yup, there##Q##s an app for that. Please meet BreathalEyes, a new iPhone and iPod Touch app that uses science to determine how intoxicated you (or your friends) are.
So how exactly does it work? You simply have your bar buddy point the iPhone##Q##s camera at one of your eyeballs so it can track the movements of your eye. In just seconds you have a Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) reading that the app makers claim to be accurate within 0.02 percentage points.
Poof! You have a fairly scientific reading of how toxically impaired you are. Maybe this app can double as a “too drunk to tweet” indicator?